Ocean’s Twelve EXPLAINED

This post contains spoilers.

I am sick, sick, SICK of people all over the internet talking shit about the fantastically intricate and rewarding experience that is Ocean’s Twelve, the sequel to 2001’s Ocean’s Eleven.

Yes I’m talking to you.

Common accusations levelled by stupid people at Ocean’s Twelve:

  • Just an excuse to get the celebrities back together and sell movie tickets
  • Too many new and/or insignificant characters
  • I didn’t understand what was going on
  • The twist ending makes the whole movie totally pointless

These complaints are all wrong, and everybody who believes them is just too stupid to understand the story. Yes I said it. The movie is genius. YOU are stupid.

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The Star Wars-Matrix Equivalency

Has anyone noticed how Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope is exactly the same movie as The Matrix???

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